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The Wicker Man (2006)
November 07, 2013

Episode #125 - The Wicker Man (2006)

The Wicker Man (2006) is carefully dissected for all its horrible glory. Nicolas Cage always seems to at least try and deliver a solid performance even if it's campy. It's one of the worst film he's ever done so please join us in tearing it apart.

January Preview 2014
October 25, 2013

Episode #124 - January Preview 2014

Lets talk garbage! This episode is dedicated to everything coming out this January 2014. This is where films go to die. Everything from the new I, Frankenstein to Paranormal Activity 5 is covered. Yeah, crapfest 2014...

Rosemary's Baby (1968)
October 17, 2013

Episode #123 - Rosemary's Baby (1968)

Is there anything more terrifying than childbirth? Joey and Scott discuss, along with the unavoidable silliness of devil worship, in their rather timely review of Rosemary's Baby (1968). Hail Satan!

The House Of The Devil (2009)
September 12, 2013

Episode #122 - The House Of The Devil (2009)

Man, these guys really hate Ti West.

Terrorvision (1986)
September 05, 2013

Episode #121 - Terrorvision (1986)

When garbage from the planet Pluton is sent off course to Earth an alien pet with an insatiable appetite comes along with it. It ends up coming through the Putterman's new satellite dish and hilarity (and death) ensues.

Patrick (1978)
August 29, 2013

Episode #120 - Patrick (1978)

Patrick is nearly dead and still he kills! When Patrick kills his mother and her lover he ends up in a coma. He falls in love with his private nurse and tries to kill everyone in his path using psychokinesis to be with her.

The Fury (1978)
August 16, 2013

Episode #119 - The Fury (1978)

When Kirk Douglas's supernatural son is kidnapped by the government, he sets himself on a hell bent mission to get him back anyway he can. Even if it means taking hostages, stealing cars and getting innocent people killed.

Gloria (1980 and 1999)
August 08, 2013

Episode #118 - Gloria (1980 and 1999)

You let a woman beat ya! Scott and Joey review the gritty classic Gloria from 1980 and its ugly sister remade in 1999. We break down each film side by side and talk strengths and weaknesses. Although Gloria from 1999 is just...weak.

One For The Money (2012)
July 25, 2013

Episode #117 - One For The Money (2012)

In "One For The Money" Stephanie Plum is looking for a big payday if she can bring in felon Joe Morelli. If that isn't simple enough for you don't worry, there's plenty of voice over to help along the film.

V.I. Warshawski (1991)
July 18, 2013

Episode #116 - V.I. Warshawski (1991)

V.I. Warshawski: She's as sexy as she is smart! When VI's 10 minute boyfriend drops off his daughter and he turns up dead, the real fun begins! Also, a long overdue cinematic confession from Scott!

Die Laughing (1980)
July 12, 2013

Episode #115 - Die Laughing (1980)

When a scientist is killed in Pinsky's (Benson) cab, everyone is after him from the Russians, to the FBI to...Bud Cort. They're all after the scientist's monkey, who has memorized a formula for turning trash into plutonium. Yeah, I just said that.

Roller Boogie (1979)
June 20, 2013

Episode #114 - Roller Boogie (1979)

Sunny beaches, roller discos, making out on dumpsters, humorous sexual assault, strange fruit trucks... Welcome to the wonderful world of Roller Boogie!

Solarbabies (1986)
June 13, 2013

Episode #113 - Solarbabies (1986)

Set in a post-apocalyptic future where a group of roller-skating lacrosse players imprisoned in a fascist orphanage (complete with roller rink) escape on well-paved desert roads to help a glowing ball restore the planet's water supply. No, really.

Fatal Beauty (1987)
May 29, 2013

Episode #112 - Fatal Beauty (1987)

Fatal Beauty is a dangerous new drug on the streets and only Whoopi Goldberg can stop it! With a supposed deleted sex scene, bad dialog and terrible gags this is one you won't want to miss. Trucks don't bleed.

The Wild Life (1984)
May 22, 2013

Episode #111 - The Wild Life (1984)

The Wild Life is this week's film. Is it too much like Fast Times? (both films penned by Cameron Crowe) Also, Scott rethinks romantic comedies into suspense thrillers. It's casual!

Red Dawn (1984 and 2012)
May 08, 2013

Episode #110 - Red Dawn (1984 and 2012)

Wolverines! Our first endeavour into the new remake challenge is Red Dawn (1984 and 2012). Also, we bring back the Name That Movie Challenge game from last week!

Name That Movie Challenge
May 01, 2013

Episode #109 - Name That Movie Challenge

It's a cross between the $100,000 Pyramid and Name That Tune. Scott and Joey have been tooling around new ideas for the show and here's a taste of what's to come. We hope you have as much fun listening as we did playing.

Iron Eagle (1986)
April 17, 2013

Episode #108 - Iron Eagle (1986)

Jets, army base brats, homosexual overtones and Lou Gossett! That's right, we're talking Iron Eagle! Drop the Wall of Fire and tune in!

Jaws 3-D (1983)
April 03, 2013

Episode #107 - Jaws 3-D (1983)

The third dimension is TERROR! We review the abominable Jaws 3-D. Essentially a 99 minute commercial for SeaWorld but in a very bad way. Join us for 3D fun and antics!

Caveman (1981)
March 27, 2013

Episode #106 - Caveman (1981)

Caveman is the next flick on our operating table. The problem is the plot is razor thin and the entire film is in Caveman talk. Still fun all these years later? Find out.

StarCrash (1978)
March 20, 2013

Episode #105 - StarCrash (1978)

The Adventures of Stella Star or more popularly known as StarCrash is the movie challenge this week. So many things wrong, so much logic thrown out the window. Special Guest Chris Byczkiewicz (an expert on the film) steals the show and won't shut up.

Wing Commander (1999)
March 13, 2013

Episode #104 - Wing Commander (1999)

Wing Commander is given entirely more review time than it deserves. What can we say, we're thorough. Also, we discuss the top ten most downloaded episodes EVER for MST and we reveal next week's movie challenge.

Iron Sky (2012)
March 06, 2013

Episode #103 - Iron Sky (2012)

Moon Nazis! In this episode we review Iron Sky and talk about our top ten most downloaded episodes for February. We also give props to our all time most downloaded episode ever. Oh and Ogre-load.

The 85th Academy Awards
February 24, 2013

Episode #102 - 85th Academy Awards

The 85th Academy Awards live with Scott and Joey. In a rare occurrence we record a show while in the same room all while streaming the Oscars live! We left the liquor at the bar this time but kept the snide remarks. Listen in!

Life Of Pi (2012)
February 14, 2013

Episode #101 - Life Of Pi (2012)

Life of Pi Director Ang Lee produces a visual masterpiece by some a boring been done before 3D gimmick by Scott and Joey. Although we didn't hate the film we definitely have our issues with it. Listen in and find out!

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