Moviesucktastic

February 24, 2016

Episode #200 - Batman v Superman (2016)

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Christmasucktastic! (2016)
December 15, 2016

Episode #225 - Christmasucktastic! (2016)

We get the Yule Log burnin', talk about Christmas movies like A Christmas Horror Story, National Lampoon's Christmas vacation, A Christmas Carol (2009), The Polar Express, How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1966) etc, etc

January Films (2017)
November 03, 2016

Episode #224 - January Films (2017)

Ahhhh, the beloved January films episode is back! We talk about and watch all the trailers for all the films being released in January 2017. This January is going to be a doozy for bad films believe you me.

The Greasy Strangler (2015) Prince Of Darkness (1987)
October 27, 2016

Episode #223 - The Greasy Strangler (2015) Prince Of Darkness (1987)

The second installment of this Halloween episode involves The Greasy Strangler, The Prince Of Darkness and more.

Pontypool (2008) Krampus (2015)
October 13, 2016

Episode #222 - Pontypool (2008) Krampus (2015)

We haven't had a Halloween episode in a long time so we decided to bring it back for October. We mainly talk about films we've never seen before such as Pontypool, Krampus and more.

Legend (1985)
September 29, 2016

Episode #221 - Legend (1985)

Kinda kicking off the Halloween vibe, the film Legend is on tap this week. We review Tony Scott's director's cut which is worlds better than the theatrical release. Yeah it has its problems, but overall solid.

Masters Of The Universe (1987)
September 22, 2016

Episode #220 - Masters Of The Universe (1987)

Dolph Lundgren was a hot commodity back in the 80s. So much that they decided to make a horrible movie based on the He-Man toy line. A golden opportunity wasted as the low budget killed this film before it even started.

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
September 16, 2016

Episode #219 - The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)

After watching The Borrower the only obvious movie challenge this week is The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. When a couple is watching the movie in the movie The Borrower, it's a no brainer.

The Borrower (1991)
August 25, 2016

Episode #218 - The Borrower (1991)

When an alien is banished to Earth for all its wrong doings, it goes on a murderous rampage "borrowing" the heads of its victims. Include a serial killer subplot with detective Rae Dawn Chong and you have one hell of a bad but kinda fun movie.

Like Father Like Son (1987)
August 18, 2016

Episode #217 - Like Father Like Son (1987)

Kirk Cameron has never been liked on our show. Although this 80s body swap comedy brings Joey back to his younger years a bit. Scott's not on board even for the lovable Dudley Moore's performance.

Watermelon Man (1970)
July 28, 2016

Episode #216 - Watermelon Man (1970)

Watermelon Man turned out to be a better film than expected. Still with a message that unfortunately still resonates to this very day. A recommended viewing.

Soul Man (1986)
July 21, 2016

Episode #215 - Soul Man (1986)

Soul Man is Joey's challenge to Scott this week. Although we deem the film very tame for all the controversy it received back in the 80's there still is the fact that it's C. Thomas Howell in black face.

The Pass (1998)
July 14, 2016

Episode #214 - The Pass (1998)

The Pass is the last film we're reviewing for our audience choice month. It's a good thing too because much like the title of the film, it's exactly what we should have done instead of reviewing it.

Night Of The Comet (1984)
June 23, 2016

Episode #213 - Night Of The Comet (1984)

Night of the Comet is the third film in our audience choice requests. Fortunately this is a film we really didn't mind doing, grew up with and actually like. All too easy.

B.C. Rock (1980) Thankskilling (2009)
June 15, 2016

Episode #212 - B.C. Rock (1980) Thankskilling (2009)

B.C. Rock and Thankskilling are the first films to be reviewed in our audience choice month! There's a reason the films we review need to be a theatrical release. These are two prime examples.

God's Not Dead (2014)
June 02, 2016

Episode #211 - God's Not Dead (2014)

Religion and God being no stranger to MST we look at God's Not Dead strictly for its cinematic mishaps and not so much its message or religious belief. With Newsboys and Duck Dynasty involved it's hard but we pretty much do it.

God Told Me To (1976)
May 26, 2016

Episode #210 - God Told Me To (1976)

When God tells you to do something you don't question it, you just do it. Especially when approached by Richard Lynch with a side vagina wanting to bear your children.

C.H.U.D. (1984)
May 19, 2016

Episode #209 - C.H.U.D. (1984)

Robert Downey Jr. once said that he enjoys the classics but sometimes he just likes to sit back and watch C.H.U.D. Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. We're with you Robert, we're with you.

Frankenhooker (1990)
May 12, 2016

Episode #208 - Frankenhooker (1990)

Could I pass up the connection of mad scientist from Re-Animator? Hell no! When Jeffery's fiance accidentally gets killed by a remote control lawn mower, he goes on the prowl for female body parts. Hilarity ensues.

Re-Animator (1985)
May 05, 2016

Episode #207 - Re-Animator (1985)

H.P. Lovecraft is known for many things, Cthulhu usually being the most known. Well kids, Re-Animator is one of his best and the film adaptation is as well. Take a listen, you won't be disappointed.

Robot Jox (1990)
April 21, 2016

Episode #206 - Robot Jox (1990)

Robot Jox is essentially rockem sockem robots the movie. With a decent budget that would make Pacific Rim point and laugh uncontrollably, it has its moments. Bad? Yeah. After R.O.T.O.R. last week, a masterpiece.

R.O.T.O.R. (1987)
March 24, 2016

Episode #205 - R.O.T.O.R. (1987)

R.O.T.O.R. is quite possible one of, if not the worst film MST has ever reviewed. I can't remember a time we've had it worse than this. The film is so bad you know it's staying in our movie collections for a long time to come.

Gwendoline (1984)
March 17, 2016

Episode #204 - Gwendoline (1984)

Gwendoline is what you'd get if you crossed Indiana Jones with Emmanuelle. A sexually explicit adventure film with no shortage of horrible acting and bad dialogue. Even Tawny Kitaen's boobs can't save this one.

Oscar talk: The Big Short (2015)
March 04, 2016

Episode #203 - Oscar talk: The Big Short (2015)

The Big Short is astounding. It gets it right where it needs to be and makes you root against the evil housing market and everyone involved. Although Joey goes on a political tangent and Scott has to bring us back a couple of times, it's worth it.

Oscar talk: Brooklyn (2015)
March 03, 2016

Episode #202 - Oscar talk: Brooklyn (2015)

If I didn't dig Irish chicks and redheads I probably wouldn't have shown up for this one. Seriously, a total snooze fest. If you like movies about the 50's, immigration and the most boring love triangle between two continents, this movie is for you.

Oscar talk: Bridge Of Spies (2015)
February 25, 2016

Episode #201 - Oscar talk: Bridge Of Spies (2015)

From the title, you know there are spies and a bridge involved somewhere. A recipe for Oscar nominations involves either Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg or the Coen brothers. This film has all three. Would it help? Nope. It won't win and it shouldn't.

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